Gunny’s Wish

A Sergeant, Staff Sergeant and a Gunny are out of the shop together for
lunch. While crossing a park they come upon an antique oil lamp. They
rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I
usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.” “Me first!”
says the Sergeant. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, a
beautiful woman at my side and not a care in the world.” Poof! He’s gone.
“Me next!” says the Staff Sergeant. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the
beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and a
beautiful woman.” Poof! He’s gone. “You’re next,” the Genie says to the Gunny. The
Gunny says, “I want those two back in the shop right after lunch.”